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One day when I was hopping up and down in my cage since of the red bull I found. My friend kin flaxy clank the cat came crashing in the room. I a middle-aged rabbit with about 7and a half years experience in rabbit fu. I felt that it had to be bad news. I had the orange carrot belt but was leaning towards Green cabbage belt. My great friend what might be the problem. Ahh the Doberman is back in town and he is mauling any animal smaller than him. I said rather nervously “Well then it looks as if we could teach him the lesson of pain then my good friend.” “Yes, yes that would be very nice and wise thing to do” kin flaxy clank said indignantly.
THE
NEXT DAY AT I assembled all my best fighters of
rabbit fu all over the land with about 600 rabbits ready for a Jackie Chan like
adventure. They got there throwing carrots ready and the al mighty sewing
needle pointed outward. The ravish beast approached menacingly in the dark
depths of town. His carnivorous fangs showing were devilishly at us ready to charge.
I the leader of the rebellion was in the front of the group just waiting for
the beta-carotene horn to blow. When the horn blew I said to all my troops this
is rabbits. We all started to charge ever so gallantly. The beast started to
charge at us. We had our crows for the crow force ready to bomb the animal if
needed. We all threw our sewing needles at the crazed animal with in hitting
range. About 420 of them made there mark and started to make the animal cry in
pain of the impact. The animal looked as it was getting acupuncture. It stated
to wobble and shake. Then fell like a rag doll on the ground and skid to
momentous halt. It skid literally 1 cm. of me. I told my lead physician and
medic to check his pulse. He hopped on to the animal and went over to neck and
checked. He reported that no pulse was present. Officially the animal died at That day is remembered al through
rabbits and cats like Well it’s late and I got get me some rest so I have enough energy for my wheel in my cage. |